12.15.2008

Quote of the Day

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. (Pardon my French)

7 comments:

Tiffany said...

That is hilarious. And true. We were so bummed that we didn't make it out to your party. Our plans were derailed. So, next time for sure.

onehm said...

DH and I are BOTH laughing a ton at this!! HILARIOUS and TRUE. No better combo than that!!

Crazymamaof6 said...

that is awesome! thanks for the laugh tonight.

Jake, Camille, & Kennedy said...

LOVEEEEE THIS!!!!

Laurie M. said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, that just made my day. THanks for sharing!

Anonymous said...

Are your kids allowed to read your blog?

Andrea said...

HAHAHAAHA that's hilarious! {and so true!}

Thanks for the chuckle!!