While I was counting to 3 to get Cooper to pick something up or else, this is what took place while sweet Buffy helped him...
Mom said "Cooper you should really say Thank you to Buffy for helping you!"
Buffy said (this was said very snootily) "I just didn't want to see my baby brother get spanked. That is just so mean mom!"
A little later...
Andy "Who didn't flush the toilet again?" (In a very dramatic scream)
Cooper "Not me!"
Buffy "Not me!"
Chloe "Not me!"
Andy "I already know it was a girl, there is just pee and toilet paper, do I use toilet paper? No! It has to be a girl!"
That was pretty smart I thought. Hmmmm, I wonder if it has been flushed yet?!?
Chloe "Buffy you would be soooo popular if you would just get your ears pierced."
Buffy "Chloe I already am sooooo popular!"....
Buffy "Mom would you please buy me some more clip-on earrings?"